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[fantasticfeline]

Once again, Yuri is either in Domino, or on the Island. Again, he's doing the same thing. He has a huge bottle of milk, a huge ceramnic bowl with a lid to keep heat in, and a copy of  a book; "How to Grow Taller --- The Amazing Secrets to Quickly and Easily Grow Taller! --- Get the Respect of Being Stronger, Confident, Taller and More Attractive Today!", a tome that is almost certainly a complete and utter scam. Yuri is muttering.

 

"Oh.. leeches. I never would have thought of that.."

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[fantasticfeline]

"That's why I have the bottle of milk!"

[itsforflavoring]

Well, if ya wanna get tall, dun eat Japanese food, dumbass.

[fantasticfeline]

"The book said to eat meat!"

Munch munch.

[itsforflavoring]

Not Japanese meat. It don't work right. I know from 'sperience. Dad fed me only Western meat and stuff.

[fantasticfeline]

"...That seems unlikely.."

[itsforflavoring]

I'm taller than you.

[fantasticfeline]

"Genetics!"

[itsforflavoring]

Height is also majorly decided 'cuz of diet. The Japanese diet keeps ya lean but also tiny as an ant.

[fantasticfeline]

"..."

Yuri begins chugging the milk, annoyed that he's probably wrong.

[itsforflavoring]

I know, like, more than any of yer dumb books, Yuri.

[fantasticfeline]

"How?!"

[itsforflavoring]

My dad owns a restaurant.

[fantasticfeline]

"..and that related to being tall cause..?"

[itsforflavoring]

Nutrition.

[fantasticfeline]

"..Oh."

[itsforflavoring]

Yer kinda stupid.

[fantasticfeline]

"I think of height in terms of genetics!"

[itsforflavoring]

And final height is determined by diet on top of the pants.

[fantasticfeline]

"Fine so I eat beef."

[itsforflavoring]

... If you wanna get taller, I'm going to be yer food coach.

[fantasticfeline]

"...This seems weird, but okay?"

[itsforflavoring]

Wut.

[fantasticfeline]

"Food Coach."

[itsforflavoring]

Yeah, like, what of it?

[fantasticfeline]

"That's a new concept to me."