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[fantasticfeline]

Once again, Yuri is either in Domino, or on the Island. Again, he's doing the same thing. He has a huge bottle of milk, a huge ceramnic bowl with a lid to keep heat in, and a copy of  a book; "How to Grow Taller --- The Amazing Secrets to Quickly and Easily Grow Taller! --- Get the Respect of Being Stronger, Confident, Taller and More Attractive Today!", a tome that is almost certainly a complete and utter scam. Yuri is muttering.

 

"Oh.. leeches. I never would have thought of that.."

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[itsforflavoring]

Nutrition.

[fantasticfeline]

"..Oh."

[itsforflavoring]

Yer kinda stupid.

[fantasticfeline]

"I think of height in terms of genetics!"

[itsforflavoring]

And final height is determined by diet on top of the pants.

[fantasticfeline]

"Fine so I eat beef."

[itsforflavoring]

... If you wanna get taller, I'm going to be yer food coach.

[fantasticfeline]

"...This seems weird, but okay?"

[itsforflavoring]

Wut.

[fantasticfeline]

"Food Coach."

[itsforflavoring]

Yeah, like, what of it?

[fantasticfeline]

"That's a new concept to me."

[itsforflavoring]

And I charge 1000 DP an hour.

[fantasticfeline]

Wassa DP.

[itsforflavoring]

... The school currency?

[fantasticfeline]

"...There's a school currency? The last couple years are all blurry to me."

[itsforflavoring]

... Didn't you used to be taller and beefier?

[fantasticfeline]

"No. People keep saying that though."

[itsforflavoring]

Weird.

[fantasticfeline]

"...Wait I have to pay you?!"

[itsforflavoring]

a girl's gotta eat.

[fantasticfeline]

"...How do funny points feed you."

[itsforflavoring]

The cafeteria uses 'em...?

[fantasticfeline]

"...I just always use money."

[itsforflavoring]

::She punches you in the arms.::