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Once again, Yuri is either in Domino, or on the Island. Again, he's doing the same thing. He has a huge bottle of milk, a huge ceramnic bowl with a lid to keep heat in, and a copy of a book; "How to Grow Taller --- The Amazing Secrets to Quickly and Easily Grow Taller! --- Get the Respect of Being Stronger, Confident, Taller and More Attractive Today!", a tome that is almost certainly a complete and utter scam. Yuri is muttering.

"Oh.. leeches. I never would have thought of that.."

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::A chubby girl walks by and attempts to cosmic punt your milk, bowl or book. Respond to this as you will.::

The books is shot into space, before falling back down onto his head, like a hat.

"..What was that for?!"

Yer reading trash.

"I paid 1000 yen for this book!"

Ya got scammed, shortstack.

"I haven't even started doing what it says!"

IT'S, LIKE, A SCAM.

"HOW DO YOU KNOW"

I tried it 'fore.

"..You're way taller than me."

Do I, like, look 7'5"? ... 'sides, short people live longer.

"..You were trying to be 7'5"?!"

YUP!

"...I'd barely be eye level with your belly button."

Sounds kinda cute.

"You'd be three feet taller than me! I'd feel like a smurf!"

Sounds kinda cute.

Stares.

Then goes back to reading the book, as if to spite.

::Breast plops on your head.::

Ah~

Seethes, desperately trying to ignore it, takes the bowl and begins eating out of it.

Whatcha eatin'?

"Tonkatsu."

still desperately trying to ignore.

If yer tryin' to get taller, you should drink more milk, like, gawd.

"That's why I have the bottle of milk!"

Well, if ya wanna get tall, dun eat Japanese food, dumbass.

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