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[fantasticfeline]

Once again, Yuri is either in Domino, or on the Island. Again, he's doing the same thing. He has a huge bottle of milk, a huge ceramnic bowl with a lid to keep heat in, and a copy of  a book; "How to Grow Taller --- The Amazing Secrets to Quickly and Easily Grow Taller! --- Get the Respect of Being Stronger, Confident, Taller and More Attractive Today!", a tome that is almost certainly a complete and utter scam. Yuri is muttering.

 

"Oh.. leeches. I never would have thought of that.."

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[itsforflavoring]

::A chubby girl walks by and attempts to cosmic punt your milk, bowl or book. Respond to this as you will.::

[fantasticfeline]

The books is shot into space, before falling back down onto his head, like a hat.

"..What was that for?!"

[itsforflavoring]

Yer reading trash.

[fantasticfeline]

"I paid 1000 yen for this book!"

[itsforflavoring]

Ya got scammed, shortstack.

[fantasticfeline]

"I haven't even started doing what it says!"

[itsforflavoring]

IT'S, LIKE, A SCAM.

[fantasticfeline]

"HOW DO YOU KNOW"

[itsforflavoring]

I tried it 'fore.

[fantasticfeline]

"..You're way taller than me."

[itsforflavoring]

Do I, like, look 7'5"? ... 'sides, short people live longer.

[fantasticfeline]

"..You were trying to be 7'5"?!"

[itsforflavoring]

YUP!

[fantasticfeline]

"...I'd barely be eye level with your belly button."

[itsforflavoring]

Sounds kinda cute.

[fantasticfeline]

"You'd be three feet taller than me! I'd feel like a smurf!"

[itsforflavoring]

Sounds kinda cute.

[fantasticfeline]

Stares.

Then goes back to reading the book, as if to spite.

[itsforflavoring]

::Breast plops on your head.::

Ah~

[fantasticfeline]

Seethes, desperately trying to ignore it, takes the bowl and begins eating out of it.

[itsforflavoring]

Whatcha eatin'?

[fantasticfeline]

"Tonkatsu."

still desperately trying to ignore.

[itsforflavoring]

If yer tryin' to get taller, you should drink more milk, like, gawd.

[fantasticfeline]

"That's why I have the bottle of milk!"

[itsforflavoring]

Well, if ya wanna get tall, dun eat Japanese food, dumbass.