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[fantasticfeline]

Once again, Yuri is either in Domino, or on the Island. Again, he's doing the same thing. He has a huge bottle of milk, a huge ceramnic bowl with a lid to keep heat in, and a copy of  a book; "How to Grow Taller --- The Amazing Secrets to Quickly and Easily Grow Taller! --- Get the Respect of Being Stronger, Confident, Taller and More Attractive Today!", a tome that is almost certainly a complete and utter scam. Yuri is muttering.

 

"Oh.. leeches. I never would have thought of that.."

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[itsforflavoring]

I do. They confiscate it and tell me to duel ta eat.

[fantasticfeline]

"Hide it better."

[itsforflavoring]

I did. They still confiscated it.

[fantasticfeline]

"I hit it somewhere they'd never look."

[itsforflavoring]

So did I. They still confiscated it.

::Punches you in the shoulders.::

[fantasticfeline]

"Ow stop punching me what if I buy you 1000 DP worth of food every hour you help?!"

[itsforflavoring]

That'll work. 1000 DP is 1000 Yen, so.

[fantasticfeline]

"fine fine!"

[itsforflavoring]

So how tall ya wanna be, shorty?

[fantasticfeline]

"A foot taller!"

[itsforflavoring]

I get ta be a foot taller too, 'den. We'll grow together!

[fantasticfeline]

"..What."

[itsforflavoring]

We'll grow together, like buds!

[fantasticfeline]

"But then I'll never escape your.. shadow."

[itsforflavoring]

Yeah, like, so?

[fantasticfeline]

"I don't want to have to step out from under my fiance's overhand, and up onto a step stool to kiss the bride!"

[itsforflavoring]

Sounds cute. ::Punches you in the side.::

[fantasticfeline]

"Ow ow ow.. stop tenderizing me! I'm not a pot roast!"

[itsforflavoring]

Mmm, pot roast~

[fantasticfeline]

"I'm NOT pot roast!"

[itsforflavoring]

... Who said ya were?

[fantasticfeline]

"You keep tenderizing me like a hunk of meat!"

[itsforflavoring]

Wut...?

[fantasticfeline]

"Punching me."

[itsforflavoring]

That's cuz I like you.