Enclosed is a photo of Volcasaurus and Freezerdon, in all their moon speak glory.

Oh look what I have here, it's two those Number cards! Why, that officially makes me twice as good as anyone who only has one! And if you don't have one, why, that's literally an INFINITE percent difference! Look upon me, mortals, compare your lives to mine and weep!

Once again, Yuri is either in Domino, or on the Island. Again, he's doing the same thing. He has a huge bottle of milk, a huge ceramnic bowl with a lid to keep heat in, and a copy of  a book; "How to Grow Taller --- The Amazing Secrets to Quickly and Easily Grow Taller! --- Get the Respect of Being Stronger, Confident, Taller and More Attractive Today!", a tome that is almost certainly a complete and utter scam. Yuri is muttering.

 

"Oh.. leeches. I never would have thought of that.."

Yuri is outside Obelisk Blue. With a rope tied to each of his limbs. And each rope tied to a cat. And laying on his back, on the ground.

"Pull, you mighty stallions, Pull! Show me no mercy!

..The cats do not appear to be cooperating.

I really expected my career in actual journalism to involve a lot more interesting things than reviewing coffee places.

But apparently they don't give important stories to teenagers who look 14 despite being older than that which I KEEP TELLING THEM.

 So it's gonna be my birthday in eight days. I just got one of those ridiculous D-Wheels meant for kids from my parents.

Is there some way to upgrade this to a real D-Wheel, or something.

Awesome. It's Christmas again.

Time to lounge around the dorm pointlessly till class starts again.

Groan.

 ...I sprained my ankle skating.

....Well, at least I'll have time to work on my forty hobbies.