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[fantasticfeline]

 Enclosed is a photo of Volcasaurus and Freezerdon, in all their moon speak glory.

Oh look what I have here, it's two those Number cards! Why, that officially makes me twice as good as anyone who only has one! And if you don't have one, why, that's literally an INFINITE percent difference! Look upon me, mortals, compare your lives to mine and weep!

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[memoryistime]

Oh huh, I guess that proves that I was right.

Awesome.

[fantasticfeline]

Less staring, more weeping.

[memoryistime]

Oh yes, thanks for confirming that, indeed, this is what we're supposed to be looking for.

Guess I'll go find more.

[fantasticfeline]

WEEP DARN YOU.

[memoryistime]

I'm sorry you're not the one who'd give me the urge to weep, kid.

[fantasticfeline]

Oh right you're the one my big bro is writing songs about.

[memoryistime]

... he's what.

[fantasticfeline]

Writing songs while playing a guitar.

Poorly.

[memoryistime]

Your brother's a maniac.

[cuterthancute]

You're still shorter than anyone here, bar my one sister's roommate.

[fantasticfeline]

MY HEIGHT IS IRRELEVANT WHEN BLESSED WITH GOOD LOOKS AND INCALCULABLE TALENT.

[cuterthancute]

And what did you do that was so amazing. You got a bunch of fake cards, so what?

[fantasticfeline]

They're not FAKE.

They're part of a game to win a fabulous prize!

[cuterthancute]

They're written in fake goobly gook.

What, a cure to shortness in young American men?

[fantasticfeline]

...No.

[cuterthancute]

Seems like what you would do.

[fantasticfeline]

I'LL GET TALLER NATURALLY.

[megiddobound]

Boring.

[fantasticfeline]

What's boring, pumpkin head.

[megiddobound]

Those cards.

[fantasticfeline]

They're not boring!

Well the blue one is boring.

[megiddobound]

They're totally boring.

[fantasticfeline]

You don't even know what they do!

[megiddobound]

No, but I'm pretty sure you can't use bullshit gibberish cards in a real duel.

[fantasticfeline]

They worked just fine for the guy I knocked over and stole 'em from.