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[fantasticfeline]

 Enclosed is a photo of Volcasaurus and Freezerdon, in all their moon speak glory.

Oh look what I have here, it's two those Number cards! Why, that officially makes me twice as good as anyone who only has one! And if you don't have one, why, that's literally an INFINITE percent difference! Look upon me, mortals, compare your lives to mine and weep!

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[cuterthancute]

But that would make you lose your charm, young man.

[fantasticfeline]

I can be charming if I'm not a midget!

[cuterthancute]

That's your appeal.

[fantasticfeline]

I have appeal other than being pocket sized!

[cuterthancute]

Well I think it's what makes you special.

[fantasticfeline]

..my neck can't stand much more being special..

[cuterthancute]

Do neck excercises.

[fantasticfeline]

Like what, have Rekka plop on my head and move my neck back and forth?

[cuterthancute]

I guess. That does sound kind of funny, admittedly.

[fantasticfeline]

Not as funny as the fact she wants me to be taller.

But only if she grows just as much.

[cuterthancute]

I don't see a problem with this.

[fantasticfeline]

You don't see a problem with Rekka being like 6'9.

[cuterthancute]

Nope.

[fantasticfeline]

It makes me hyperventilate.

[cuterthancute]

Why...?

[fantasticfeline]

She'd be a giant.

[cuterthancute]

Why's that a problem? She's nice to me. Most of the time.

[fantasticfeline]

The idea of girls being that tall makes me hyperventilate.

Don't you basically want to have her figure anyway.

[cuterthancute]

No I don't, that would be whorish.

[fantasticfeline]

...That was weird.

[cuterthancute]

No it wasn't.

[fantasticfeline]

Yeah it is!

[cuterthancute]

You're crazy, Yuri.