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Enclosed is a photo of Volcasaurus and Freezerdon, in all their moon speak glory.

Oh look what I have here, it's two those Number cards! Why, that officially makes me twice as good as anyone who only has one! And if you don't have one, why, that's literally an INFINITE percent difference! Look upon me, mortals, compare your lives to mine and weep!

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Oh huh, I guess that proves that I was right.

Awesome.

You're still shorter than anyone here, bar my one sister's roommate.

MY HEIGHT IS IRRELEVANT WHEN BLESSED WITH GOOD LOOKS AND INCALCULABLE TALENT.

Less staring, more weeping.

Oh yes, thanks for confirming that, indeed, this is what we're supposed to be looking for.

Guess I'll go find more.

And what did you do that was so amazing. You got a bunch of fake cards, so what?

They're not FAKE.

They're part of a game to win a fabulous prize!

WEEP DARN YOU.

Boring.

What's boring, pumpkin head.

Those cards.

They're not boring!

Well the blue one is boring.

They're written in fake goobly gook.

What, a cure to shortness in young American men?

They're totally boring.

I'm sorry you're not the one who'd give me the urge to weep, kid.

You don't even know what they do!

...No.

No, but I'm pretty sure you can't use bullshit gibberish cards in a real duel.

They worked just fine for the guy I knocked over and stole 'em from.

You actually won? Or did you just mug a little kid?

I WON LEGITIMATELY.

But my old deck has to go, it can't even use these.

Also it was terrible without the ability to use Rescue Cat three times a turn.

Wait, you're just ditching your deck?

I'm building a new one that isn't going to be purely beast, yes?

Oh right you're the one my big bro is writing songs about.

But you didn't do this when your ace was banned?

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