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[fantasticfeline]

 Enclosed is a photo of Volcasaurus and Freezerdon, in all their moon speak glory.

Oh look what I have here, it's two those Number cards! Why, that officially makes me twice as good as anyone who only has one! And if you don't have one, why, that's literally an INFINITE percent difference! Look upon me, mortals, compare your lives to mine and weep!

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[fantasticfeline]

Actually before I caught him doing that he seemed usually sane..

His Archie-schtick where two girls were pulling on him from opposite sides.

[memoryistime]

He's been insane to me. He keeps mentally filtering out words I'm saying and going slackjawed.

Oh. Yes. That would've been much better. Because then it wouldn't involve me.

[fantasticfeline]

Yeah that sounds new.

Nah it still probably would have. You seem like his type.

[memoryistime]

I wouldn't be doing any pulling.

Also I'm not a girl.

[fantasticfeline]

Yep that sure mattered for the last two guys that got turned into girls and got smitten with him.

[memoryistime]

Why the hell is that a common thing with him.

[fantasticfeline]

Well the first one didn't have anything to do with him.

She just got turned into a girl then hovered over to him for some reason.

The second one was a looney toon and our mom turned them into a girl for personal profit.

[memoryistime]

Oh. Yes. I think he's told me the last story once.

... Still I wouldn't be yanking on him.

[fantasticfeline]

Yes I'm sure you'll magically be different than the three other girls.

[memoryistime]

Yes. I will be.

And hopefully your crazy brother won't try to "fix" me.

[fantasticfeline]

He never did that before.

[memoryistime]

He seems completely convinced that he needs to "fix" me into being a girl.

So yes, he's crazy.

[fantasticfeline]

...

That's different.

[memoryistime]

Nooo, really? I wouldn't have been able to tell compared to the other times he's harassed me without pulling that.

[fantasticfeline]

He likes harassing people he likes.

[memoryistime]

Yes, well, he never got into the delusion that I should be a girl before in all of the harassment that he does.

This is an entirely new development.

[fantasticfeline]

now.

Does he think you should be a girl, or does he think you -are- a girl.

[memoryistime]

He thinks I am a girl.

And that someone evil and cloaked turned me into a guy, and apparently heard all my words as "oh turn me back into a girl please".

[fantasticfeline]

that's never happened before.

[memoryistime]

Well, at least I now know his condition is a unique occurrence.