[Event Post]

[fantasticfeline]

Yuri is running around near the docks of Domino, in one of those shirts that are like a wifebeater but are real shirts rather than an under shirt.

He's carrying numerous coolers and whistling, but he does seem slightly winded.

He smells of fish.

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[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

::Pokes you from behind.:: You smell like seafood.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

Struggles under the weight of several coolers, turns around.

"Well, yeah."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Did you finally become a catboy?

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I got a job, Miss Thinks-She-So-Smart-Duchess-Of-Hell"

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean?

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Which part."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

The "Miss Thinks She's So Smart Because She's a Duchess of Hell" part.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I don't know, you always have this air like I'm a simple little.. simple thing."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

You are a simple little simple thing. You're a teenager. Teenagers want sex.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Swing and a miss."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

And what exactly did I miss? ::Places a hand atop the coolers.::

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I mean you are incorrect. Those are very heavy do not touch them."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

What am I incorrect about. ::Presses down slightly::

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"That teenagers are obsessed with sexstopdoingthatthisisveryhard."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Teenagers are hormonally designed to get pregnant very quickly and as soon as possible. ::Just a hint more pressure.::

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"That's a stereotSTOPTHAT."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Stereotypes exist for a reason. ::PUSH::

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Not alway STOP, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Because I delight in your misery. ::PUSH PUSH::

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

He struggles not to fall over with the coolers of fish. Tries to waddle away.

"Well quit it!"

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Then stop being such an obnoxious putz.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I was just working and you walked up and started tormenting me!"

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Because your face brims putzitude.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"That's not my fault!"

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Yes it is, putz.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"No, It's genetics."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Which is your fault for assembling this way.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"It is not."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

And your argument is?

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I had no say in my assembly."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Say that out loud again, and realize what you said.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"What? I had no say in my genetic assembly."

[lust-ai-love.livejournal.com]

Remove genetic and think politics.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

"I don't get it."