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Yuri is running around near the docks of Domino, in one of those shirts that are like a wifebeater but are real shirts rather than an under shirt.

He's carrying numerous coolers and whistling, but he does seem slightly winded.

He smells of fish.

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Stereotypes exist for a reason. ::PUSH::

"Not alway STOP, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT."

Because I delight in your misery. ::PUSH PUSH::

He struggles not to fall over with the coolers of fish. Tries to waddle away.

"Well quit it!"

Then stop being such an obnoxious putz.

"I was just working and you walked up and started tormenting me!"

Because your face brims putzitude.

"That's not my fault!"

Yes it is, putz.

"No, It's genetics."

Which is your fault for assembling this way.

"It is not."

And your argument is?

"I had no say in my assembly."

Say that out loud again, and realize what you said.

"What? I had no say in my genetic assembly."

Remove genetic and think politics.

"I don't get it."

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