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So it's gonna be my birthday in eight days. I just got one of those ridiculous D-Wheels meant for kids from my parents.

Is there some way to upgrade this to a real D-Wheel, or something.

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WHICH MAKES ME OLD ENOUGH FOR A REAL D-WHEEL.

... Stare.

It does.

... A D-wheel, huh?

How recklessly do you feel like driving? Enough to make you into boy burgers?

I have attachments to all my limbs.

Pity.

And here I thought I might help you convince Shiyoko to modify it into something nice and manly.

...Are you trying to get me to do stupid things?

That implies you need my coaxing to do stupid things.

...

But yes.

HEY I NEVER DO STUPID THINGS.

What? I don't!

I really can't think of what you could be referring to.

I seem to recall you doing a variety of things that angered people much larger than you.

Also generally act egotistical such that people wanted to punch you in the face, but I'm not sure that counts.

All of those things happened more than a year ago, and thusly no longer count.

I see, you subscribe to revisionist history where it suits you.

Sadly, I can't name a more recent example off the top of my head.

BECAUSE I DO NOT DO STUPID THINGS.

Though, voiding the warranty of your new gift does bring to mind a certain incident I seem to recall...

...something about skateboards and rockets?

DOESN'T COUNT.

I haven't been paying attention to what you've done in the last year.

I suspect you've just gotten more subtle about it.

Or I'm now smarter!

Why do you want me to recklessly ride a crotch rocket anyway.

...it was a metaphor?

Maybe I'm being nice, ever think of that?

...

But you said it was a pity I had attachments to my limbs.

Again, metaphor.

Like fishermen who say they want to catch a fish so big it could swallow them whole.

Surely you, of all people, understand the appeal of exaggeration.

.....Hmm.

Well. Right.