fantasticfeline | (no subject)

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So it's gonna be my birthday in eight days. I just got one of those ridiculous D-Wheels meant for kids from my parents.

Is there some way to upgrade this to a real D-Wheel, or something.

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BECAUSE I DO NOT DO STUPID THINGS.

Though, voiding the warranty of your new gift does bring to mind a certain incident I seem to recall...

...something about skateboards and rockets?

DOESN'T COUNT.

I haven't been paying attention to what you've done in the last year.

I suspect you've just gotten more subtle about it.

Or I'm now smarter!

Why do you want me to recklessly ride a crotch rocket anyway.

...it was a metaphor?

Maybe I'm being nice, ever think of that?

...

But you said it was a pity I had attachments to my limbs.

Again, metaphor.

Like fishermen who say they want to catch a fish so big it could swallow them whole.

Surely you, of all people, understand the appeal of exaggeration.

.....Hmm.

Well. Right.

At your age, you naturally want to go fast, live on the edge, and generally be cool, right?

I mean, if you didn't, you'd stay with your putt putt. Safer, easier, etc etc.

I wouldn't care if it didn't look so stupid.

I can give it rocket engines.

....That might work.

k. I'll make sure you'll be paying me until 2035.

...I don't want that!

Then no nice upgrade for you, Mister.

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