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[fantasticfeline]

 So it's gonna be my birthday in eight days. I just got one of those ridiculous D-Wheels meant for kids from my parents.

Is there some way to upgrade this to a real D-Wheel, or something.

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[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Again, metaphor.

Like fishermen who say they want to catch a fish so big it could swallow them whole.

Surely you, of all people, understand the appeal of exaggeration.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

.....Hmm.


Well. Right.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

At your age, you naturally want to go fast, live on the edge, and generally be cool, right?

I mean, if you didn't, you'd stay with your putt putt. Safer, easier, etc etc.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't care if it didn't look so stupid.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I can give it rocket engines.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

....That might work.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

k. I'll make sure you'll be paying me until 2035.

[rescuecatnaoma.livejournal.com]

...I don't want that!

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Then no nice upgrade for you, Mister.