fantasticfeline | (no subject)

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why does my brother always date these girls that control him so much?

It's really weird, I think he has issues.

..So this is a recurring thing with Jinn, huh? Figured as much.

Well.. at least this one isn't a serial killer.. or a robot...

...The last girlfriend he had was a robot, though.

Well yeah I just said that, wormfood.

......I might be a zombie, but I can pull off the Falcon Punch.

Anime-style, too.

But the short girl with the big boobs was a serial murderer, turned out.

And then the next girl was a french robot!

...He has bad luck with girlfriends soometimes.

Those were also his only girlfriends.

Eh, still.

This one is normal by comparison!

She's pretty nice, even!

Eh, she's okay.

...All the pink, though.