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why does my brother always date these girls that control him so much?

It's really weird, I think he has issues.

What, I haven't dated anyone that's controlled me.

...Before, I mean.

..Well.. when you were 17 you were dating that short girl with the big boobs and you did everything she said without even thinking. And she was nuts.

...And then that french maid girl that always had you buying weird batteries and going to junkyards for weird stuff.

Face it bro, you have problems.

I don't...

That's entirely differen....

There's a very fine detail you're miss...

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GO TO BED WHY ARE YOU AWAKE THIS LATE.

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It's Christmas break. ;A;

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Go to bed before I break your Christmas.

;o;

I'M NOT CONTROLLING AT ALL SHUT UP AND STOP THINKING THAT.

lolirony

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..FUCK

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You're still the nicest girlfriend he ever had.

..So this is a recurring thing with Jinn, huh? Figured as much.

Well.. at least this one isn't a serial killer.. or a robot...

...The last girlfriend he had was a robot, though.

Well yeah I just said that, wormfood.

......I might be a zombie, but I can pull off the Falcon Punch.

Anime-style, too.

But the short girl with the big boobs was a serial murderer, turned out.

And then the next girl was a french robot!

...He has bad luck with girlfriends soometimes.

Those were also his only girlfriends.

Eh, still.

This one is normal by comparison!

She's pretty nice, even!

Eh, she's okay.

...All the pink, though.

I dunno how he does it...

Does what, goggles?

g-goggles!?

On your head!

...m-m-my name's i-ichirou though...

Okay Ichirou!

...h-has anybody e-ever told y-you, you look a l-lot like Jinn-oniisan...?

..Well, I am, y'know, his little brother.

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