fantasticfeline | (no subject)

Did something happen..oh well, things are always happening.

What do you normally give to someone when you ask them out? Food?

... I don't think that'd really... go off well.

I think people've made roses out of apples before?

It might.

....Ehh, that's a bit much.

And a bouquet of cheeseburgers isn't?

Maybe not.

I think if I were a girl, getting a bouquet of cheeseburgers would be the fastest way for me to say "no" to someone, so.

You're also not an American who practically has 'FORD' stamped on their lower back.

I didn't know people like that existed.

They do.

... You're sure you're not imagining them being like that, right?