fantasticfeline | (no subject)

I think someone keeps following me.

And they're bad at it.

Want me to take care of 'em?

No, they're just.

weird.

Like, define 'weird'.

They have glasses and keep watching me like they're expecting me to do things.

... Punch them in the face.

..why.

'cuz stalkers are bad and should be dealt with with violence.

I don't think she's stalking me.

She's just. Watching me. Like she expects me to do something.

Like, that sounds like stalking ta me.

...I don't wanna just punch her though..

Why not.

she doesn't seem.

punch-deserving.

If she's followin' ya like a creep, 'course she deserves a punch.