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[fantasticfeline]

Death to all puns.

Death to all ghosts who make puns.

Death to anti-aggro decks.

Comments

[cuterthancute]

... Did something happen?

[fantasticfeline]

I beat up a ghost and it was really obnoxious and used anti-aggro.

[cuterthancute]

... And it told bad jokes...?

[fantasticfeline]

Yes.

[cuterthancute]

... How bad are we talking?

[fantasticfeline]

Really bad.

[cuterthancute]

Defined as...?

[fantasticfeline]

horrible puns about ghosts.

[cuterthancute]

That sounds pretty shitty.

So why were you dueling a Pungeon Master?

[fantasticfeline]

Free two years of food and board at a fancy hotel cause everyone else was incompetent.

[cuterthancute]

... What kind of food.

[fantasticfeline]

Fancy food, I guess.

[cuterthancute]

... Can I try some time with you?

[fantasticfeline]

Sure, I guess.

[pureplainpatron]

It sounds like you were locked in a grave battle with a very transparent opponent.

You may even be eternally haunted by his memory.

[fantasticfeline]

The fact you're not being genuine cuts them.

[pureplainpatron]

I can't phantom why you say I'm not genuine. What I say is full of spirit. There isn't a specter of doubt in my mind.

Really, accusing me of such things is rather ghastly, don't you think? Are you really such a little ghoul?

[fantasticfeline]

I feel nauseous.

[pureplainpatron]

Did I spook you? I guess I let my wraith get the best of me. I suppose I'll stop harping like a banshee and let you run off into the shade.

[fantasticfeline]

STOP IT STOP IT STOP I.

[pureplainpatron]

Ghost of a chance of that~♥

[cuterthancute]

I don't see what the problem is. Most of those were actually funny.