[Event]

[fantasticfeline]

Yuri is sitting on the docks in either Domino or DA, with a fishing pole. He he an abnormally large cooler attached to a wagon with him..

Also a spear. Well, a spear made of a broken broom handle. He's waiting.

Comments

[itsforflavoring]

::Pulls against, giving reasonable pull and slack to make sure the thing don't escape.::

[fantasticfeline]

A huge blue tuna pops out.

[itsforflavoring]

::Brings it onto the grill, de-hooking it flawlessly.::

[fantasticfeline]

"...How?!"

[itsforflavoring]

Like Mom said, "Be a bear".

[fantasticfeline]

"...But how did that make the fish magically bite."

[itsforflavoring]

It wants to prove it could beat me. Dad says I have, like, this air to me that provokes aggression in things. He says Mom has it too.

[fantasticfeline]

"...I don't really feel it."

[itsforflavoring]

's cuz I dunt wanna eat ya.

[fantasticfeline]

"You wanna eat other people?"

[itsforflavoring]

Only if they were a big enough jerk. I hear people taste like pork.

[fantasticfeline]

"..."

He stares. Specifically at your teeth.

[itsforflavoring]

::She has more canines then people are supposed to have.::

[fantasticfeline]

"...Weird."

[itsforflavoring]

wut.

[fantasticfeline]

"That people taste like pork."

[itsforflavoring]

Well you can transplant pig hearts inta people, so.

[fantasticfeline]

"...."

He briefly imagines various people he knows with pig noses.

[arknpcs3]

::Fat Ai. Sad Piggirl Shinoko. Fatter wives of your brother. Noriko looks cute.::

[fantasticfeline]

"..Weird."

[itsforflavoring]

???

[fantasticfeline]

"I just had a fantasy moment."

[itsforflavoring]

So you ready for fish?

::Yes, she's been cooking and talking.::

[fantasticfeline]

"Yes."

[itsforflavoring]

::Pulls out forks and plates from nowhere, and starts serving.::