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[fantasticfeline]

I keep getting pulled over when I'm riding my scooter.

I am a victim of discrimination over my height, where can I file a complaint.

I am being oppressed!

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[isdragonlady]

You look 9, the computers say you're nine.

[fantasticfeline]

They do not, I have an ID!

[isdragonlady]

These are the "Tell age by look" computers.

[fantasticfeline]

THEN THEY ARE WRONG

[isdragonlady]

Then get taller. Or become your worthless brother.

[fantasticfeline]

I don't want to be him.

[isdragonlady]

Then suffer the tickets.

[fantasticfeline]

WHY DOES EVERY GIRL WANT ME TO BE MY BROTHER.

[isdragonlady]

He's perfect.

[fantasticfeline]

You have issues.

Shinoko wants me to be him but trashier and make her a secretary.

Rekka wants me too cause she likes beefcake apparently.

Noriko is delusional like you and thinks he's perfect!

I AM THE ONLY SANE ONE.

[isdragonlady]

I'm talking from mathematics and physical proportions.

[fantasticfeline]

HOW?!

[isdragonlady]

[fantasticfeline]

...

[isdragonlady]

[fantasticfeline]

HE IS A BRAINLESS CAVEMAN.

[isdragonlady]

This is how most women see him:

[fantasticfeline]

...

THEY'RE CRAZY.

[isdragonlady]

Or maybe it's you who is the crazy one.