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[fantasticfeline]

Why do people have to be so stingy with their cash.

They should just give it to me, not make me do stuff for it.

What a gyp.

At least these Numbers are helping with that.

Comments

[itsforflavoring]

What, you got more 'em?

[fantasticfeline]

Yyyyeeees?

[itsforflavoring]

Gibbme.

[fantasticfeline]

No.

They're mine and I need them.

[itsforflavoring]

And I need 'em more.

[fantasticfeline]

You have one and already got one of mine!

[itsforflavoring]

Whats yer point?

[fantasticfeline]

My point is yer not gettin' 'em.

[itsforflavoring]

Right. Smashing time.

[itsforflavoring has signed off and is coming to eat you.]

[megiddobound]

What, what do you do to deserve it?

[fantasticfeline]

I deserve it for being fantastic.

[megiddobound]

No one's gonna pay that much for a badly-behaved puppy.

[fantasticfeline]

Well nobody is gonna pay for you now that Halloween is over!

[megiddobound]

I got a job.

[fantasticfeline]

Okay, as a pie maybe.

[megiddobound]

Is that any way for a neutered dog to talk?

[fantasticfeline]

I AM NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS.

[megiddobound]

Yeah, so you say.

[fantasticfeline]

I'm very sure.

[megiddobound]

You sure as hell don't act like it.

[fantasticfeline]

..I act fine!

[megiddobound]

Yap yap yap yap.

[fantasticfeline]

Well how do YOU think I should act.

[megiddobound]

More stoic, you know? Like a real man.

[fantasticfeline]

Stoic.

Like not letting anything bug me.

[megiddobound]

Or handling it without sounding like a puppy.

[fantasticfeline]

...Well I can do that.

[megiddobound]

Really?

[fantasticfeline]

Of course I can.

[megiddobound]

Could've fooled me.

[fantasticfeline]

I mean if I try.

[cuterthancute]

And why do you need money? Isn't your brother filthy rich?