fantasticfeline | (no subject)

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Why is it Sunday..

I came home Friday and...

everything is black.

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Saturday took a vacation.

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What.

If you come in for a medical examination I can tell if it is due to brain damage.

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Bunny!

Yes, I am a rabbit. I am still a trained medical assistant, and can perform a basic medical examination.

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Bunny!

If you aren't feeling well, come by, please.

I feel okay, I just lost a day and a half.

Well, come by if you have a headache, feel dizzy, or have trouble with your sense of balance. It would be best if you came by anyways, though.

Huh?

I came home Friday...

And then woke up now.

...that's....weird.

I know.

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We are sorry for the mistake that broke the fourth wall.

Please allow for corrections via free maid services to your room!

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I'm too young for whores, sorry.

... Maid services, not sexual services.

Room cleaning and the like.

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I'm very cleanly Miss Whore.

Some people...

Maybe you had a big brother come out?

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?.?

When I sleep, one of my big sisters comes out.

...Wha?

When I sleep, one of my big sisters wake up and come out.

...Ohhh.

Oh I see.

My big brother is outside me, though.

That's kinda weird.

Shouldn't he be in your head with you? ?.?

No not usually.

Sounds fishy to me if they don't live with you.

They with me just not in my head.

You're weird.

...Yeah but not for that reason.

You're still weird.

Yeah but not for the brother thing.

So?

You're weird. Weirdo.

So are you!

NUH UH!

YUH HUH

NUH UH.

Yeah huh!

Screw you.

Eat more meat.

Wat

Eat more meat.

I do eat meat though.