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I need another scoop.

I haven't found anything since that entirely true gossip thing.

Maybe I should follow that warrior kid around he seems to be good for news.

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I DON'T LIKE HER THAT WAY AND I DON'T DO THAT APODSKFPOAJSKJDFEWRF RAAAAAGE

Ooooh.

New story!

"Foot Fetishist of Duel Academy reveals himself to be feral, initial reports say!"

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Yep, feral.

YOU'LL GET YOURS, YURI-KUN

MARK MY WORDS!

I'll just tell one of those girls to pull your leash.

I DON'T HAVE A LEASH, SO THERE!

Time to mail this box with no return address to your girlfriend.

Oh you wouldn't dare.

Heck I'll deliver it personally.

Not if I toss you into a tree you won't!

Nah. I think he's just hitting his head against his keyboard in rage.

Either 'cause it ain't true or 'cause he never wanted the world ta know.

Well would YOU want the world to know?

What a guy does in his spare time is sacred, y'know?

The girl would have just blackmailed him eventually it's easier for him this way!

...Huh. I never really thought Onni was like that. Guess what people are like outside the bedroom and what they're like inside are completely different.

Well hey it's always the ones that put up the most of a fight.

The nail that stands up gets hammered down.

I DON'T DO THAT!

I'll just have to get visual evidence then.

THERE'S NO VISUAL EVIDENCE TO GET, SO THERE!

Never trip around any girl, ever again.

If you do, I will be there.

Oh, you think you scar me, Yuri-kun?

I've seen scarier stuff on cereal boxes!

K.

I'm just gonna deliver this box now.

I'll be waiting, Yuri-kun!

My brother still catches you every time, right?

HE'S USING THAT D-WHEEL I CAN TOTALLY OUTRUN HIM

He hasn't touched me since I was 9.

I'll get you, Yuri-kun!

Hey, Onni, whatever ya do in private shouldn't be all over magazines! How'd you get caught like this?!

HE'S MAKING IT ALL UP, GEO!

No need to be defensive man! I still respect you.

BUT HE IS!

Why would a kid lie?

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Stop banging your head against your keyboard and gimme a good answer. Please? Ya don't hafta make it public.

He's lying because he's a gossip!

It's not true! Not one word of it!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go stop that package!

...Oh. ...

I think I can go into journalism too, if he can just gossip!

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