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I need another scoop.

I haven't found anything since that entirely true gossip thing.

Maybe I should follow that warrior kid around he seems to be good for news.

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THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL AND ALSO IF YOU FOLLOW ME YOU'LL REGRET IT.

Yuri stop wasting time with that loser and duel me.

But dueling you doesn't get me money also okay.

No I won't I won't be scarred seeing you lick the student council president's feet don't worry.

....you get money for publishing completely untrue stuff about stupid people!?

No god you just don't get it.

It's 'completely true and 100% factual', geddit?

....but it's not true.

No, it's "completly true and 100% factual".

...

...Yuri, just saying it's true doesn't make it true.

No no see.

It's entirely true because I say "Was seen" or "was reported" or "is believed" in the statements.

I DON'T LIKE HER THAT WAY AND I DON'T DO THAT APODSKFPOAJSKJDFEWRF RAAAAAGE

Ooooh.

New story!

"Foot Fetishist of Duel Academy reveals himself to be feral, initial reports say!"

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Nah. I think he's just hitting his head against his keyboard in rage.

Either 'cause it ain't true or 'cause he never wanted the world ta know.

...oh...kay?

Well would YOU want the world to know?

...

Yep, feral.

What a guy does in his spare time is sacred, y'know?

The girl would have just blackmailed him eventually it's easier for him this way!

...Huh. I never really thought Onni was like that. Guess what people are like outside the bedroom and what they're like inside are completely different.

Well hey it's always the ones that put up the most of a fight.

The nail that stands up gets hammered down.

I DON'T DO THAT!

YOU'LL GET YOURS, YURI-KUN

MARK MY WORDS!

I'll just tell one of those girls to pull your leash.

I'll just have to get visual evidence then.

I DON'T HAVE A LEASH, SO THERE!

THERE'S NO VISUAL EVIDENCE TO GET, SO THERE!

Never trip around any girl, ever again.

If you do, I will be there.

Time to mail this box with no return address to your girlfriend.

Oh you wouldn't dare.

Hey, Onni, whatever ya do in private shouldn't be all over magazines! How'd you get caught like this?!

Oh, you think you scar me, Yuri-kun?

I've seen scarier stuff on cereal boxes!

HE'S MAKING IT ALL UP, GEO!

Heck I'll deliver it personally.

No need to be defensive man! I still respect you.

Not if I toss you into a tree you won't!

BUT HE IS!

K.

I'm just gonna deliver this box now.

Why would a kid lie?

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I'll be waiting, Yuri-kun!

Stop banging your head against your keyboard and gimme a good answer. Please? Ya don't hafta make it public.

He's lying because he's a gossip!

It's not true! Not one word of it!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go stop that package!

My brother still catches you every time, right?

...Oh. ...

I think I can go into journalism too, if he can just gossip!

HE'S USING THAT D-WHEEL I CAN TOTALLY OUTRUN HIM

He hasn't touched me since I was 9.

I'll get you, Yuri-kun!

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