Daily Duel Blog Jr. Issue 2!

Shoppers beware! Shady dealers offer faulty products!

Although fear of being horrifically mauled by a horrifying Mokey Mokey or a bone-chilling Hanewata may be coursing through the spines of the citizens, please avoid buying faulty products aimed at 'protecting' you. Recently a number of salesmen, described as "Gaunt and pale, with giant hair" or "a goddamn skeleton, what the hell" have been prowling the streets of Domino city, trying to sell "Anti Duel Spirit" spray. Upon analysis, our crack team of researchers here at the Daily Duel Blog have discovered this concoction to be exactly the same as pepper spray, and to not really do anything to most duel spirits but piss them off. The same salesmen have also been caught selling "Bistro Butcher Special Ba-Zing Flavor Spray". Again, analysis has revealed this substance to be pepper spray, a substance that should never be consumed by humans under any conditions.

An Inside Look at I2

This reporter recently went undercover into Industrial Illusions, to get a sneak preview of what future sets may hold. When casually trying to bait information out of an employee, they let this slip;

[Audio]

"Hello fellow fully adult Industrial Illusions employee, I am also a fully adult Industrial Illusions employee. Say, I have a terrible memory, it often gets me in trouble with my wife for forgetting our anniversary or other adult things, so could you please tell me what new cards we have been working on?"

"...Kid, that fake mustache is blue. And you're wearing Moon Walkers to try and make up for the height difference. And you mispelled Illusions on your name tag."

"..."

"And furthermor- ...Is that a Talkboy? ...I didn't even know anybody still had one of those. ...Give you twenty bucks for it."

"Tell me what you're making next."

"Infernity support. Now gimme."

"Let me get the tape out of i-hfgrkkshdd"

[End Audio]

Furthermore, it should be noted I2 does not properly take care of it's workers, as their break room vending machines were woefully understocked.

BREAKING! Dangerous Delicacies?

It has recently come to the attention of this reporter that numerous eateries around Domino have begun serving duel spirit related courses. If you are known to have food allergies, please beware. And if you don't like your food trying to bite you, don't order the "Extra Hungry Burger" at the burger place on Fifth.

Update! Important Tip!

Dear readers, please remember, if you're some sort of doofus who sprays themselves with pepper spray, Milk can neutralize the hideously unspeakably painful burning sensation!

Daily Duel Blog Jr. Issue 2!

Shoppers beware! Shady dealers offer faulty products!

Although fear of being horrifically mauled by a horrifying Mokey Mokey or a bone-chilling Hanewata may be coursing through the spines of the citizens, please avoid buying faulty products aimed at 'protecting' you. Recently a number of salesmen, described as "Gaunt and pale, with giant hair" or "a goddamn skeleton, what the hell" have been prowling the streets of Domino city, trying to sell "Anti Duel Spirit" spray. Upon analysis, our crack team of researchers here at the Daily Duel Blog have discovered this concoction to be exactly the same as pepper spray, and to not really do anything to most duel spirits but piss them off. The same salesmen have also been caught selling "Bistro Butcher Special Ba-Zing Flavor Spray". Again, analysis has revealed this substance to be pepper spray, a substance that should never be consumed by humans under any conditions.

An Inside Look at I2

This reporter recently went undercover into Industrial Illusions, to get a sneak preview of what future sets may hold. When casually trying to bait information out of an employee, they let this slip;

[Audio]

"Hello fellow fully adult Industrial Illusions employee, I am also a fully adult Industrial Illusions employee. Say, I have a terrible memory, it often gets me in trouble with my wife for forgetting our anniversary or other adult things, so could you please tell me what new cards we have been working on?"

"...Kid, that fake mustache is blue. And you're wearing Moon Walkers to try and make up for the height difference. And you mispelled Illusions on your name tag."

"..."

"And furthermor- ...Is that a Talkboy? ...I didn't even know anybody still had one of those. ...Give you twenty bucks for it."

"Tell me what you're making next."

"Infernity support. Now gimme."

"Let me get the tape out of i-hfgrkkshdd"

[End Audio]

Furthermore, it should be noted I2 does not properly take care of it's workers, as their break room vending machines were woefully understocked.

BREAKING! Dangerous Delicacies?

It has recently come to the attention of this reporter that numerous eateries around Domino have begun serving duel spirit related courses. If you are known to have food allergies, please beware. And if you don't like your food trying to bite you, don't order the "Extra Hungry Burger" at the burger place on Fifth.

Update! Important Tip!

Dear readers, please remember, if you're some sort of doofus who sprays themselves with pepper spray, Milk can neutralize the hideously unspeakably painful burning sensation!